Beaverton Man Assaults NW PDX Bank to Wall
October 2nd, 2006 by egbert

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It’s true, I was there. His name was Jason Beaudry and he was assaulting that bank to wall with some wallrides. First, he started with a normal backside wallride. Oh yeah, get your bs wallride as high as you can and then move on to another trick.

Way to make that wall, that already has a low self-esteem (wheel marks not hot right now), feel even more worthless. Jerk. Anyway he then hits a wallride to fakie. Oh, but that still isn’t good enough. “I’m going to try a switch wallride fakie, and I’m going to try and hit that no skateboarding sign.” Oh well let’s just see it then Mr. Fancy Pants.

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Yeah, that’s what I thought. Choke. Oh, you’re going to try it again. Ok, go ahead, I only have 4 more hours until I need to leave. Let’s just see you make it. Go on, make your little switch wallride fakie. Be the big man your daddy always wanted you to be.

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Whatever. let’s go, I want some lunch.

8 Responses to “Beaverton Man Assaults NW PDX Bank to Wall”

  1. Kilwag (k.ed) Says:

    Riding right over the “No Skateboarding” sign is a nice touch!

    Happy first post!

  2. mc Says:

    That bank to wall is sweet. I’ve meant to check it out but never knew it was noed. Now where am I supposed to ride my bike or go rollerskating?

  3. House of Neil Says:

    fuckin’ ‘ell! Did he make that tweaked wallride to fakie??

  4. egbert Says:

    he bailed the tweaked out one. he was on the way down, and the board went up. thus yoga’ed. the bottom was a make.

  5. Kilwag (k.ed) Says:

    Bailed?!!? What is that I’m feeling? I remember it as a child… oh yeah! It’s like finding out there is no Santa.

  6. egbert Says:

    well…………if you read the text, the photos kind of go along with it (see “Choke.”) geeeeeeshh. don’t make me get bitchy.

  7. Ty Says:

    Leave it to an old school Dundee boy to tear it up!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Corey Says:

    Where are those banks tell me i want to skate them gyptsey no seriously email me back.

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